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Bobby Quotes
-"He's hung like a donkey." (About Jay's.. uhm.. well.. uhh..)
-"I've had a slapping incident before. This girl called me up, so me and my friend went over there. She was sitting on the couch with no underwear, drinking. She said, 'Come into the bedroom'. So we put the rubber on and started fucking, and she was going, 'Slap me'. I was like 'What do you mean?'. She goes, 'Come on, I've got cum - slap me harder.' That was totally weird I don't like hurting people, but she asked for it." [I find this one HIGHLY amusing!]
-"Look, Ryan's a chick magnet... I'm... I'm... an air magnet." [Awww]
-"Somehow we talked her into taking all her clothes off. I was wearing her underwear, Ryan was wearing her bra, and Jay put on her dress. We went into our hotel like that and caused quite a scene. Unfortunately, she ended up being a local polititian's daughter."
-"Can I just say I've never been known to turn down the voluptuous?"